homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
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have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
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Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
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YOU FUCKING GUYS WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW I’M LAUGHING SO HARD GOD BLESS
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